Meet The Goons
Shark
Meet Shark. Yup...just Shark. That's his name, and he's sticking to it. Shark is one of the many Game Goons
characters with quite the personality. Well... as much personality for a guy that only says a few things such as "Fish?" or "I'm Shark". Still he is one our of beloved game goons here. We even gave him a very important job of greeting visitors to our site.
Don't give him any fish. He's a biter.
Pineapple
I know what you're thinking "Wow, real original names here at Game Goons GG, huh?" but hey its not our fault, that's his name. Blame his parents who are just as lazy as he is. He definitely isn't employee of the year here at Game Goons, but he pulls his weight. His very large weight around the beach, mostly. He has an affinity for palm trees and basking in the sun on the beach. Where he happily sits, (on his never ending breaks), sipping pina coladas, listening to the sound of the ocean waves. Ironic. Don't tell him what's in those drinks.
Mint Chip
He's angry, green, and has a big ego. Kind of like that one guy, The Incredible *REDACTED*. You get the idea. Despite being incredibly rude, somewhere deep... very deep down, under that delicious, creamy, refreshing, ice cream, like wayyy bottom of the cone, there's a heart. He's like that super mean older brother always giving you a noogie and pulling your pants down in front of your crush. But as soon as someone else dares say something mean to you, he's throwing fists. Mostly because he reserves the right to bully you. But we'll take it. He is a surprisingly good worker too.
Rainbow
She's sweet as pie. Or ice cream? Sweeter than both we'd say. Rainbow is the kind of gal you bring home to mom, settle down, and have a ton of baby cones with. She's your friend til the end. (can we say that? copyright check?). She's our dedicated HR here at Game Goons, handling the chaotic goons, and our customers with warm, bubbly, enthusiasm. We're not really sure where she gets the southern accent from. She's from Chicago.
Duckie
The self proclaimed cutest of the goons (he might be right, but we'll never admit it). He starred in several motion picture hits as a young duck, and later catapulted his career with the hit reality series Jersey Ducks. Since then, after a string of benders and legal troubles, Duckie has settled down... a little. He started his own subsidiary here known as "Duckies Cutie Corporation". He makes his own stuff and features himself, of course. Expect a lot of Duckie drops. He pays our bills. He's cute. Buy Him.
Candy, Cotton
Candy is the completely off their rocker, loyal, your parent's had no choice but to basically adopt her, always finds a way to turn a normal day out into a 3 episode series of wild debauchery where you forget the plotline, best friend. We're all about cliches here, if you haven't noticed. When she's not forgetting where her car keys are and calling in late to work, she's busy fulfilling orders. (Probably not the best job for her. Sorry if your stuff takes a few days to get to you).
Blue Moon
Blue Moon is your typical went through a goth phase as a teen, and wears converse with a suit and tie at the office kind of guy. You know when he pulls up to work when you hear the sound of metal music blasting from his Type R. Which is a really cool car by the way... if you didn't know before... you will know now, if you have any conversation with him. Did you know the R stands for racing?
